儿童笑话|Things Have Been Okay 所有都正常

Things Have Been Okay

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists^{1, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted2, Mom, the toast is burned.}

You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

所有都正常

一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但大夫们总感觉他没问题。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子忽然开口了：母亲，面包烤焦了。

你说话了!你说话了!他妈妈叫了起来。我太开心了!但为何花了这么长的时间呢？

哦，在这之前，那男生说，所有都非常正常。